Joke of The Day

“Going steady” became “dating” and now it’s called “talking.” Relationships in the future will just be “making eye contact”!

Why did the pastor take a second job as a shoe repairman? He said his calling was saving soles.

What speech is also a breakfast? A toast.

A librarian started offering tutoring lessons. But when Timmy walked in one Saturday afternoon, she said she couldn’t help him.“Why not?” he asked.“I’m booked.”

The cashier asked if we would like our milk in a bag.“No, we’ll keep it in the carton for now,” my grandson said.

The only thing better than sliced bread is unsliced, homemade bread.

Technically, on Christmas Day every tree is a Christmas tree.

What award did the scarecrow get? An award for being outstanding in his field.

My son doesn’t like my constant cow puns, but I tell him it shouldn’t be an issue. After all, there’s nothing at steak, so I’ll milk this for all it’s…

My husband and I like playing cards because he’s a jack of all trades and I’m a joker.