Joke of The Day

I don’t wear makeup anymore, but I do make up excuses to eat cake.

What do you call both an undercooked steak and a surprise gift? Rare.

I would love to receive cards for my birthday… credit cards.

My grandfather was a clockmaker. One day he called me in to show me a new product he was excited to carry, a version of a clock that could be…

One day Christmas, Hanukkah, New Year’s Day, and Kwanzaa joined together to find a way for people to give a greeting that described all of them. When they finally figured…

Jane thought Jim was strange because he drank out of glasses. I just thought it was strange when he wore them to begin with.

The biggest benefit of being a grandparent is that the grandkids aren’t with you all the time. The biggest problem with being a grandparent is that the grandkids aren’t with…

What do you call a group of rabbits marching backwards? A receding hareline.

What do you call a home cooked meal? Gone.

When is a blanket not warm? When it’s snow.