Joke of The Day

A young boy named Jose saved up his money to go to a baseball game and loved it.“I bought such a cheap seat that I sat behind a huge pole,…

To quote Yogi Berra, “when you come to a fork in the road, take it.”

Why do you never see nerds kissing? Because they only do it at night, under the cover of dorkness.

My friend has such high expectations. Yesterday I even had to explain that I prefer to stay in one piece, because he asked me to give him a hand.

I tried to make a sculpture of Julius Caesar, but I only got as far as his head, shoulders, and chest. It was a bust.

I always find it funny when people are redundant. “Cease and desist,” “autobiography of my life,” and “surrounded on all sides” are “adequate enough” examples.

What do you call it when you step on a broken window? Pane.

I bought a cheaper version of a suitcase that is made of wicker and looks like it will fall apart by the end of the week. It sure is a…

Did you hear that they announced the Miss Universe pageant winner wrong? It was a huge Miss—understanding.

My friend the shoemaker decided to make a special dessert. He called it the cobbler.